Sorry I missed your call yesterday. I was on the road traveling to the Tampa area...did you get the ipod? I love my ipod. But it does get a little annoying working with the phone and the ipod. But I am content...especially since it was a gift. You doing okay? Fighting against that feeling of being outside of things? Praying for you bro...
hey, bro. havent talked to you in a while. how you been. i pretty much just got back in town. little vacation of mine to west palm beach. yay! what you been up to?
Hey! Yeah it has been awhile. I have been busy as well, so don't worry! I havent seen you at Access lately? Where ya been? Hope to see ya around! TTYL! Justine
Whats goin on bro. I just got your calls and voicemail. Sorry about that. I'm been real busy with my car. All i have to do is get my clutch working and I'm done!!! I've been working on it non stop.
An atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case Against Christians, Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days. The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring,"Case dismissed!"
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> The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays." The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant." The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."
> The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned.
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> The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays." The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant." The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."
> The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned.
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